Friday, January 31, 2003

We went to La Sierra's last night .. it was lame .. lots of old people side step dancing to American Rock ...
But we did meet the weather man for Bishop TV ... I told him that he was doing a crap job cause he keeps on predicting snow but we haven't seen any on the mountain since December ... Dayle gave him our phone number and I got very angry ... I don't want the weather man and his blow-wave calling us all the time ...
We have the coolest phone number ever .. its 934-POEM ... Tina worked that one out ... Dayle told the Weather Man our number in that format so of course he's going to remember it now ... nice one Dayle..
Tina also told us last night that the male version of the "Camel Toe" (def: think lady with very tight, harry hi-pant denim jeans that split the middle) is 'Moose Knuckles" ... there was a very bad Camel Toe side step dancing with a Moose Knuckle last night ... it was revolting ... the Camel Toe's jeans were pulled so high that her back pockets sat on her back not her bum ... and Moose Knuckle had a girls butt ... I nearly had a convulsion in my chair ... so Grosse ...
We found a shop in town that sells Vegemite and Coopers ... life in Mammoth is nearly complete ... all this town needs now is somewhere decent to go out at night ...
Bush announced that he is going to strike in March ... great ... that means that we will be travelling from LA to New York in the middle of a war - probably not the smartest of things to be doing ... I guess we'll have to wait and see what happens between now and then ...
I've been sick ... I caught the Mammoth Crud ... 90% of the Mammoth population has the Mammoth Crud and it is evil ... I spent 36 hours in bed with fever, achy bones, whooping cough, earache, everything ... they need to quarantine this town ...
Dayle convinced me that I was going to go deaf if I didn't go to the doctor's and have my ears syringe cleaned and I listened to her .. I knew I shouldn't have .. I went to the doctor and he said I didn't need to have my ears cleaned but that I had an ear infection and that I should take antibiotics ... I told him I'm allergic but he found one that he thought would be OK .. he charged me $US 88 for this advice ... then I went to Rite Aid to have my prescription filled ... the chemist asked me if I was allergic and I told her .. she told me I shouldn't take the antibiotics that the doctor prescribed because I would be allergic and called the doctor and told him so .. the doctor agreed with her (what was he thinking when he wrote the prescription?????) and they changed my prescription. I went to the stupidest doctor ever and would have ended up in hospital if it weren't for the Rite Aid chemist ... so then I purchased my new prescription for $US 90 ... 7 x antibiotic tablets in total ...
It cost me $AUS 350 for one stupid earache that probably would have gone away by itself anyway ...
Nice one America!